Doesn’t sound as though you could stuff a mushroom with one of them, let alone a hungry so-and-so.

“Come and eat as much as you can” at the Destiny International Christian Assembly.

Read: commit one (maybe four?) of the seven deadly sins in one fell swoop and qualify for some BIG TIME redemption before you can leave the room.

Nice hook.

Anyhow, we are fitting a bored-out 1.6 litre Rover K-Series engine to the chassis we have made from the duck bones and are going to bomb round Camberwell in the weirdest-looking but fastest kit car you have ever briefly glimpsed, like a Caterham Se7en made out of a duck carcass.

The Horniman aquarium now has black star northern sea nettles, who obtain and stun their prey, which includes fish and other jellies, with their stinging tentacles before transporting it to their gastrovascular cavity where it is subsequently digested.

Tonight, in the eateries all over the Camberwell, the same aeons-old procedure is being followed by predatory, salary-carapaced arthropods battening on pathetically genetically inferior, slow-moving, vilely vulnerable, immobilisedly engrossed, pale and fatty, infuriatingly prone lesser species.

Heston Blumenthal just ate our smoked mackerel pate with horseradish and beetroot relish

You’ve just given Heston the idea for a new recipe. Smoked mackerel, horseradish and beetroot flavoured ice cream coming soon to the Fat Duck.

67003 pulled a pullman train through Camberwell this afternoon, maybe the “Whitstable jolly” excursion train rather than the full Orient Express.

The Class 67s are purely diesel, not electric. 67003 still has ESW livery despite ESW being bought last year by a German rail company.

The 67s are not well liked by gricers, whose nicknames for them include “skip”, “bucket”, “corrugated iron shed” and “cyclops” (they have a big single-panel windscreen).

The UK is itself a commercially predatory country so we cannot rue the fact that our bingo halls and railway trains are being bought by others.

However, the UK tends to buy banks which turn out to be not so much a can of worms as a soggy paper bag, containing cockroaches, that is about to “go through”.

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With the Destiny International Christian Assembly.

“Come and eat as much as you can and you will be blessed.” Give me a sandwich board; give me some tracts; let’s get Proselytizing! Well, let’s have some dins first.

There is much happening behind the scenes and we are meeting with the RCCG next week. We will let you know how it goes.

Things are going to hot up in the run up to the local elections and with that in mind could you please have a look at this post on the our website: http://camberwellcommunitycinema.webs.com/apps/blog/show/3108053-support-politics-and-politicans–

For anyone who hasn’t done it already please go to our website, copy the letter and send it to your local politicians. There are a few more on there that haven’t received many emails yet, namely Nicholas Stanton the leader of Southwark Council and Lewis Robinson who is the Executive member for culture, leisure and sport for Southwark. Neither of them have responded to our emails yet so a little reminder of how important this is to you would be appreciated. There is an updated template letter on the front page if you want some help!

http://www.CamberwellVillageHall.com for those of you who don’t know.