Comments on: A Community Cinema for Camberwell?

By: Michael Riley

Michael Riley — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 17:09:29 +0000

Why shouldn’t they have it?

By: J Mark Dodds

J Mark Dodds — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 12:20:49 +0000

How came this leapt from March 2010 to April 2011 in one?

Did some couple get married today?

By: Dagmar

Dagmar — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 17:47:33 +0000

Your little squat was raided, Al. Stop being a vegan, have some beef — your comprehension of your environment will rocket, so to speak.

By: Alan Dale

Alan Dale — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 16:00:56 +0000

What happened to my little spot?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/10588208@N02/5659989523/in/pool-camberwell_se5/

By: MonkeyCat

MonkeyCat — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:52:50 +0000

Planning Consultants London

By: copeywolf

copeywolf — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:53:45 +0000

I think it’s fair to assume that Dagmar’s Ducks didn’t form part of the Love Feast.

Doesn’t sound as though you could stuff a mushroom with one of them, let alone a hungry so-and-so.

By: copeywolf

copeywolf — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:48:47 +0000

@ Mark

“Come and eat as much as you can” at the Destiny International Christian Assembly.

Read: commit one (maybe four?) of the seven deadly sins in one fell swoop and qualify for some BIG TIME redemption before you can leave the room.

Nice hook.

By: Dagmar

Dagmar — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:12:29 +0000

We had a fat duck from the small Somerfield this week for £4.93. It shrivelled in the oven, though, and came out looking like a headless model. That just goes to show how much more closely chickens are related to dinosaurs. The flightless chickens come out of the oven grinning and grimacing rather than submissive and simpering.

Anyhow, we are fitting a bored-out 1.6 litre Rover K-Series engine to the chassis we have made from the duck bones and are going to bomb round Camberwell in the weirdest-looking but fastest kit car you have ever briefly glimpsed, like a Caterham Se7en made out of a duck carcass.

The Horniman aquarium now has black star northern sea nettles, who obtain and stun their prey, which includes fish and other jellies, with their stinging tentacles before transporting it to their gastrovascular cavity where it is subsequently digested.

Tonight, in the eateries all over the Camberwell, the same aeons-old procedure is being followed by predatory, salary-carapaced arthropods battening on pathetically genetically inferior, slow-moving, vilely vulnerable, immobilisedly engrossed, pale and fatty, infuriatingly prone lesser species.

By: James J

James J — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:08:15 +0000

Heston Blumenthal just ate our smoked mackerel pate with horseradish and beetroot relish

You’ve just given Heston the idea for a new recipe. Smoked mackerel, horseradish and beetroot flavoured ice cream coming soon to the Fat Duck.

By: Dagmar

Dagmar — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:27:58 +0000

Heston Services on the M4 is the site of the old Heston aerodrome where Neville Chamberlain landed in 1938 waving his piece of paper offering peace in our time from Chancellor Hitler.

67003 pulled a pullman train through Camberwell this afternoon, maybe the “Whitstable jolly” excursion train rather than the full Orient Express.

The Class 67s are purely diesel, not electric. 67003 still has ESW livery despite ESW being bought last year by a German rail company.

The 67s are not well liked by gricers, whose nicknames for them include “skip”, “bucket”, “corrugated iron shed” and “cyclops” (they have a big single-panel windscreen).

The UK is itself a commercially predatory country so we cannot rue the fact that our bingo halls and railway trains are being bought by others.

However, the UK tends to buy banks which turn out to be not so much a can of worms as a soggy paper bag, containing cockroaches, that is about to “go through”.