The bad news:
A family in Bushey Hill Road have been hit by E.coli three times in a year. The infection was probably picked up from mouse droppings. I hate mice, ever since I saw one in my kitchen. My humane principles go out of the window; I want the fuckers dead.
Speaking of vermin*, a Camberwell-based rapist has been convicted of a ten-year-old attack, at least his second such offence.
The good news:
*Look at me; I’m the next Richard Littlejohn!